WNBA Fan Ejected for Mocking Player’s Wardrobe Malfunction

Itwasaround1a.m.onacoolSaturdaymorninginSomerville,Massachusetts,whenKatharineVanBuskirk,69,wasviciouslyattackedbyaraccoononherporch.VanBuskirkwaslettingoutherpetspaniels,BlueandRubi,whenoutleaptwhatshecalleda“giantballofviciousness.”VanBuskirkwasbittenandscratchedonthearms,legs,andface,shetoldTheBostonGlobe.“Itattackedrelentlessly,fromeveryangle,itwasterrifying,”shesaid.What’sworse,the69-year-oldwasonlyabletodefendherselfwithonearmasshehadundergoneshouldersurgeryjustfivedaysearlierandstillhadonearminasling.Withbloodrunningintohereyes,VanBuskirkscreamedforhelpasthetrashpandaattackedher.Sheflungtheenragedanimalacrossherporch,butitkeptcomingbackformore.Heruselessdogsdidnothing.VanBuskirkeventuallymanagedtoclosethedooronthecreatureandcall911.Sheisrecoveringafterreceivingrabiesshotsandantibiotics.Miraculously,VanBuskirkstillhasagenerousdispositiontowardurbanwildlife.“Ijustwantotherpeopletobecareful,I’mgonnaneverblame